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2012 - Michael Drosnin, author of "The
Bible Code," found a hidden message in the Pentateuch (the first five books in the Bible) that predicts that a comet
will crash into the earth and annihilate all life.
2012 - New Age
writers cite Mayan and Aztec calendars which predict the end of the age on Dec 21, 2012.
The sacred Aztec calendar
is properly called the Eagle Bowl. It represents the solar deity Tonatiuh. The amazingly accurate calendar has been in use
in various forms for more than 2,000 years. A Zapotec prophecy, based on the Eagle Bowl, states: “After Thirteen Heavens
of Decreasing Choice, and Nine Hells of Increasing Doom, the Tree of Life shall blossom with a fruit never before known in
the creation, and that fruit shall be the New Spirit of Men.”
The
13 Heavens and 9 Hells were each 52 years long (1,144 years total). Each of the 9 Hells were to be worse than the last. On
the final day of the last Hell (August 17, 1987), Tezcatlipoca, god of death, would remove his mask of jade to reveal himself
as Quetzelcoatl, god of peace.
In the mythology of the Aztecs,
the first age of mankind ended with the animals devouring humans. The second age was finished by wind, the third by fire,
and the fourth by water. The present fifth epoch is called Nahui-Olin (Sun of Earthquake), which began in 3113 BC and will
end on December 24, 2011. It will be the last destruction of human existence on Earth. The date coincides closely with that
determined by the brothers McKenna in The Invisible Landscape as “the end of history” indicated by their computer
analysis of the ancient Chinese oracle-calendar, the I Ching.
The
Mayan calendar is divided into Seven Ages of Man. The fourth epoch ended in August 1987. The Mayan calendar comes to an end
on Sunday, December 23, 2012. Only a few people will survive the catastrophe that ensues. In the fifth age, humanity will
realize its spiritual destiny. In the sixth age, we will realize God within ourselves, and in the seventh age we will become
so spiritual that we will be telepathic.
2016
- An article in Weekly World News describes a find by a Professor Lloyd Cunningdale of Salt Lake City who was excavating
with his students at the site of the famous Donner party disaster of 1847. The latter were a group of settlers bound for California
who became trapped by snow in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. Cunningdale and students have found a time capsule left by the
settlers which contains many predictions for the future. They predict that nations will abandon traditional methods of conflict
and resort to the use of biological warfare. In 2016, one such disease will spread and kill all of the humans on the planet.
2047 - SEP-14 According to The Church
of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) 2047, SEP. 14!. The church teaches,
with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw
their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us
to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs,
but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have
been warned.
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